just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
