With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
