so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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