It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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