I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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