This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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