4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Randomize
