what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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