oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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