is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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