we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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