I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Watching her eat just hurts me
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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