Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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