Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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