i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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