Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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