do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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