The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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