Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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