I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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