We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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