I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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