And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
A+ Viking dick
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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