if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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