it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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