Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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