wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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