Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
