have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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