I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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