You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize