My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
