I can text with my tongue
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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