Don't make out with my wife yet
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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