508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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