just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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