Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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