he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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