You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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