Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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