He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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