Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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