Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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