have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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