try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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