Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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