Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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