It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Is it because I queefed?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize