Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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