I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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