I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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