I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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