I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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