It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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